S1 EP 38: "Nobody Is Shagging at a Matt Forde Gig"/Protein Plums

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Comedy, Football, Sports

4.7 • 729 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

On the podcast this week: Find out the coolest thing that's ever happened to Jon, what happened at Matt's first gigs back this week and how he was channeled at the Play Off Final. Elsewhere there's a new theme tune, Bastard of the week, our first fictional dog of the week and A Monster addict emails in. Also we discuss Gareth Southgate’s sartorial choices for the Euros and ask have you ever been underneath a carrot? Plus find out what anecdote Jon's Mum keeps referring to! Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: [email protected] or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	We're down a dog with John and a mat,
0:02.3	and Lord Danny and Corborette,
0:04.4	a box of wine and cruise capo,
0:06.4	an ice-e anti-classico.
0:08.2	There's no way I would rather be
0:10.4	than listening to 40 sime verbally
0:12.6	of chocolate raisins, you better beware,
0:14.8	who's there sat in the else's chair?
0:16.8	There's one bit, your face always bits,
0:20.8	or pour a whiskey whiskey done your teeth
0:22.8	Don't get down the cat get down the door
0:25.4	Oh my God
0:29.2	Something a little different there
0:31.9	It had initial tones of Canon in D by Parker Bell.
0:41.1	That is not what I was expecting you to see.
0:44.7	Because you underestimated Hartleypool and you underestimated me because I'm a fighter and not a quitter.
0:53.2	So he likes it already.
0:55.1	I love it.
0:55.8	And then it went slightly almost, not Winding the Willowsy.
0:59.5	Maybe Winding the Willowsy.
1:00.6	Yeah, yeah.
1:01.1	And had a jaunty kids telly vibe.
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