You're listening to Chelsea,

Man I got swag.

I've been a blue shirt chaste in a bag,

long ball from the back that could have been, could have been.

That's another trophy,

Man I'm just down.

You're listening to Chelsea Mike Tup. I am your emotional host Mike Ryan Ruiz with me as always my trusty neutral observer

co-host Chris Whittingham Chris I'm gonna need you talk for a little bit because I need to crack open a

water and I am breathy because of what we just witnessed.

You were keeled over. You were like you needed to gain some breath and find your footing so we can get going on this

podcast. You are actually reaching back for a bottle of water right now open it

into the microphone so you get that the good goggling sound it didn't do the soda

it's flat so it didn't do the ch ch ch ch ch ch chah sound but I mean what an absolutely but I mean our first

episode of Chelsea miked up was us breathlessly reacting to the Iax game in the

Champions League and we go again.

The Champions League has been the theater of entertainment.

It has been non-stop madness in this competition.

Chelsea, I hope you're listening to this.

I know some of you are. I'd really appreciate in the next match against Lil, a nice little 3-1 maybe, and the one comes in like stoppage time. if we can just do that just for my

overall health I'd appreciate that you want to play like a 5-50 tactical

shape so you just keep the numbers behind the ball just I like to see I like to see Billy Gilmore sub-dawn in the 72nd minute.

That's what I want to see entering this final match

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