S1: #24 - Why Ian Shouldn’t Get Married

Smosh Mouth

Smosh

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

5 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Ian, Joven, and Lasercorn take a break from their apocalyptic battle and chat about the worst Smosh Summer Games punishments of all time, that one time Ian was banned from meeting Barack Obama, and Joven tells Ian why he absolutely shouldn’t get married.

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0:00.0	Ramble.
0:01.7	Smosh Summer Games Apocalypse podcast Takeover is still going on.
0:05.8	So that means we're out in the desert still.
0:08.6	We're cooking our little butts off.
0:10.7	We're talking about all the Smosh Summer Games,
0:13.2	dramatic moments that have happened in the past.
0:17.1	And let me just get right into the podcast.
0:19.3	I'm just going to shut up right now.
0:23.6	So they said we couldn't meet Obama,
0:26.0	but we can meet Joe Biden.
0:27.9	We were just like, nah.
0:29.9	Never go to bed angry.
0:31.2	If you're about to go to bed angry with each other,
0:33.4	just end the night with some light dueling.
0:36.2	Person had to pick another player and suck one of their toes.
0:41.0	It's funny because I got the punishment, but really it was Courtney that had to endure it.
0:45.9	Oh, God.
0:47.3	There's too many dudes in Smosh Summer games.
0:49.4	It's a sausage fest, let's just say it.
0:51.0	Well, you know, during the summer, you got to barbecue.
0:53.1	Yeah, you got to whip out the sausages. Yeah, you got to whip out the sausage.
0:54.5	Yeah, you got to whip out the sausage.
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