Rumble

With auditioning, it's even worse.

You could nail that audition.

You could be the best possible fit,

but your face reminds the casting director

of their cousin that they hate.

Spencer and Matt had actually texted me afterwards,

and they were like,

Sarah, you didn't tweet about the earthquake.

Are you okay

oh my god and then Spencer's like she's fucking dead bro

you have to get more creative with your killing dude I had a house I had Matt Robb in a room

three fireplaces going wooden chairs rugs everywhere nothing they had like a pool and

stuff so we're like oh let's get like auit, see if you want to like go swimming.

You were gonna swim at this random party!

It was a night of exploration.

This is so, it can't, okay, how could I, all right, I'm sure it'll get worse, go on.

I'd say the jacket's probably fine as long as you're not doing much of this.

Yeah, I don't have a whole lot I'm doing.

She's just while we're talking.

This is how you talk, like a rock'em-sock-em robot.

I was at a party, and I'm talking about my party.

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