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S1: #19 - How To Make The First Move & Not Be A Creep (Smosh Advice)

Smosh Mouth

Smosh

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

54.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

You asked for #SmoshAdvice on Twitter and Ian, Shayne, and Courtney are here to help! From staying motivated in life to the best place to hide a body, we’re dedicating this SmoshCast to answering your most pressing questions.

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0:00.0

Rumble

0:01.0

I just straight up like said, like, I don't know what the right move is here.

0:09.0

Can I kiss you?

0:10.0

If I just had a dead body in my apartment, like, what would you do?

0:13.0

I'll be like, I don't know what to do with this.

0:15.0

I really would just freak out.

0:17.0

You gotta be a little more selfish.

0:19.0

Like, you have a life too. You have feelings too.

0:21.6

And like it's not your job to make sure that that person's okay.

0:24.6

It's nice of you to try.

0:26.6

Live in a giant walnut.

0:28.6

Carve a little house inside the giant walnut.

0:31.6

Have a little pickaxe and go out searching for oars.

0:35.6

Oh, I think I've read this book, James and the Giant Walnut.

0:39.0

That's correct.

0:42.6

Okay.

0:44.1

My name is sights at all this then.

0:46.4

Oh.

0:47.6

Do declare.

0:49.2

Oh, welcome to another episode of the Smoshcast.

0:53.0

Today's a special episode, I would say. It is. We're calling the Smoshcast. Today is a special episode, I would say.

0:56.0

It is.

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