S1: #10 - "I'm Nothing Without My Following" and Tinder For Hot Dogs
Smosh Mouth
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5 • 4.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2019
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Shayne and Smosh’s long-time Staff Writer Monica Vasandani join Ian on this week’s SmoshCast to talk about Jessy Taylor’s infamous Insta breakdown, that one time Ian got racially profiled, and the Smosh sketch Shayne REALLY wants to get green-lit.
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| 0:00.0 | Rumble. |
| 0:01.0 | Today's episode is sponsored by ZipRecruiter and Away Travel. |
| 0:06.0 | Woo. |
| 0:07.0 | Now I'm swimming along and this big nurse shark appears on my right side and I had to keep kicking it with my |
| 0:17.0 | my... |
| 0:18.0 | And then on my other side, this barracuda shows up. I got to experience one of my first times ever being racially profiled. |
| 0:26.6 | Monica had a few pitches, she was like, this sketch, this sketch, and Tinder for Hot Dogs |
| 0:30.6 | was an idea I had and I just go, yes. |
| 0:33.6 | There's this kind of character voice I do sometimes that my wife hates that I'm not allowed to do and it's horny baby Pee-pee-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-cic-poo-poo-poo. |
| 0:55.7 | Uh, yeah, hey, I'll be talking like this. |
| 0:58.6 | Pee-P-P-Poo-Poo-P-Poo-Poo-Poo. |
| 1:01.2 | Ah. |
| 1:03.1 | Well, guess what? |
| 1:04.3 | It's another Smoshcast. |
| 1:05.9 | We're still alive. |
| 1:06.7 | Yay. |
| 1:07.3 | Oh. |
| 1:07.8 | Uh, hello, everybody. I'm joined today by Shane Top and our wonderful illustrious writer, Monica Vassandani. |
| 1:17.1 | Hi. |
| 1:17.9 | Hi. |
| 1:19.6 | Thank you for coming. |
| 1:21.1 | Monica. |
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