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As your pop, our drivels, 50, 50, 50,

Still hot, more than the balls in the cup of the wings.

Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies, this is Doug loves movies coming

to you from the UCB Theatre in Los Angeles before comedy bang-bangs, weekly, live show,

who stayed for comedy bang-bang? People, that's what they are doing a show every Tuesday,

but this is Tuesday, August 14th, 2012. Since last I spoke and you listened not much

has happened because the last Doug loves movies was taped last night. Let me tell you about

my day. I did ketchup on episodes of Louis and Breaking Bad, which are better than

most movies. I said it. I love movies, but shit, those are good movies. Louis and Breaking

Bad. From the corrections department, it's the never-ending story. I know, who cares? I sound

like I care when we're playing the games, but then once the game's over, I don't need to

really hear about it. You know what I mean? Let's say you're paying charades with your

friends and then the next day somebody's like, but that one answer was wrong. We were

fucking playing charades last night, man. Walk away. Or should I say? That was a great

sight gig. Pulling the whole mic onto the stage behind me. Now it's time to watch this,

not that. The number one movie in the country is the born legacy. Is that what it's called?

I keep thinking I'm getting it wrong. The all the born movies are so vague because you

know, you don't want to, you can't reveal everything with the title. The Borg happenstance.

I called it Borg now. Now it's Borg. Anyway, I don't know and haven't met Jeremy

Renner. The number two movie is the campaign. I know Zach Alvin Agas and I've met Will Ferrell.

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