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Now, listen, you know when you're a comic, right, we spend a lot of time on our own, okay?

And one thing I like to do is I go to coffee shops.

Now, this is a problem for me when you're on

your own in a coffee shop I went into one probably maybe three months ago and it was rammed

and the only table that was available it was a four-seater I went in and I you know it's one

of those places where it says please wait here to be seated right yeah it turn up the lady comes

over because how many is it for and I'm like well I'm clearly I'm clearly on my own like um so I sit

down at a four-seater so I order a coffee and I'm sitting down then four people arrive oh fuck

okay and there's no tables free except I'm standing and they're looking at me as the only guy on a taking up a four-seater. But I'm like, I didn't choose this. Like I didn't. Like they're looking at me going. Yeah. Why is this guy on his own? Yeah. You should have made a little sign. You know, like the reserved signs they put on there, just a sign saying, I didn't choose this.

Yeah.

So like, I would have happily sat at the window on a stool, you know what I mean?

But they come in, they said, have you got a table for four.

And the woman goes, oh, sorry, we've nothing available at the moment.

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