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Classic Ghost Stories

S02E57 Whatever Happened to Corporal Cuckoo? by Gerald Kersh

Classic Ghost Stories

Tony Walker

Fiction, Drama, Science Fiction

4.9 • 686 Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Gerald KershFirstly, I need to thank Gavin Critchley who commissioned me to record this for his birthday in August and then very generously allowed me to broadcast it to you all on the podcast.Gerald Kersh was born in Teddington (just outside Central London) in 1912. He was born into a poor Jewish family and during his life had to turn his hand to many jobs to survive. These included being a cinema manager, body guard, cook in a fish and chip shop, French teacher, travelling salesman, night club bouncer and professional wrestler. It is said he began to write when he was only eight and did all the other jobs to keep him going while he tried to make a living as a writer. His first book was autobiographical and a family member sued him for libel so he withdrew it. His third novel was his most famous one. This was Night And The City which was published in 1938 and made into a film twice. Robert de Niro played the main role in the 1992 film.Kersh joined the British Army during the Second World War and went into the Coldstream Guards but ended up working for the army film unit. He was discharged from the Army in 1943 after having both his legs broken in a bombing raid. While in France, after the liberation that many of his Jewish relatives had died in the Nazi concentration camps.Kersh wrote in a variety of genres after the war and he moved to the USA because he disliked the British tax system which he felt took too much money. He became an American citizen in 1958. He died in New York in 1968.His biography on the Villancourt Books site states:Kersh was a larger than life figure, a big, heavy-set man with piercing black eyes and a fierce black beard, which led him to describe himself proudly as “villainous-looking.” His obituary recounts some of his eccentricities, such as tearing telephone books in two, uncapping beer bottles with his fingernails, bending dimes with his teeth, and ordering strange meals, like “anchovies and figs doused in brandy” for breakfast. Kersh lived the last several years of his life in the mountain community of Cragsmoor, in New York, and died at age 57 in 1968 of cancer of the throat.Whatever Happened to Corporal Cuckoo?This is a story of immortality. If we think of the alchemists who spent their lives, their fortunes, their reputation and their health to find the Elixir of Life and historical figures such as Emperor Rudolf II who, in Prague, funded lots of alchemists to produce such a tincture, then in Whatever Happened To Corporal Cuckoo, we see all of this is turned upon its head.Cuckoo gets the Elixir of Life by accident, it is invented by accident by the French surgeon who treats him. Ambroise Pare was a real military surgeon from this time.After becoming immortal, Cuckoo then spends the rest of eternity looking for get rich quick schemes in order to fund his buying what sounds like a low rent clip joint with girls and booze for low rent customers. He squanders every gift that eternity could have given him, not least by saving a little of his pay (and putting into attacker account as Warren Buffet would have you do). His answer when asked, is that he can’t be anything other than he is. He will do what his character makes him do. This is his dharma. This Indian term means duty but has come in some circles in the West to mean that what you do and can do no other. I often reflect on this these days. Could I be anything other than I am? I think within a limited circle of actions I can change the way I am, but like Cuckoo that is severely limited by my circumstances and my physical, mental and temperamental make up.I ramble about this and more in the audio notes to thisSupport the showVisit us here: www.ghostpod.orgBuy me a coffee if you're glad I do this: https://ko-fi.com/tonywalkerIf you really want to help me, become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barcudMusic by The Heartwood Institute: https://bit.ly/somecomeback Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Everybody dies, don't they?

0:10.9

Everybody come back, isn't that so?

0:14.8

You tried to get into the locked drawer today, didn't you?

0:17.9

How do the dead come back, mother?

0:20.3

What's the secret?

0:21.8

Whatever happened to Corporal Cuckoo by Gerald Kirsch.

0:29.7

Several thousand offices and privates of the US army who fought in Europe in World War II

0:35.0

can bear witness to certain basic facts in this otherwise

0:38.9

incredible story. Let me refresh my witness's memories. The Cunard white star liner, Queen Mary,

0:47.4

sailed from Greenock at the mouth of the River Clyde on July 6, 1945, bound for New York, packed tight with passengers.

0:57.6

No one who made that voyage can have forgotten it.

1:01.2

There were 14,000 men aboard, a few ladies, and one dog.

1:06.1

The dog was a gentle, intelligent German shepherd,

1:09.3

saved from a slow and painful death by a young

1:12.0

American officer in Holland. I was told that this brave animal, exhausted and weak with hunger,

1:18.4

had tried to jump over a high barbed wire fence and had got caught in the barbs on the top

1:23.2

strand, where it hung for days, unable to go forward or backward. The young officer helped

1:29.0

it down, and so the dog fell in love with the man, and the man fell in love with the dog.

1:35.2

Pets are not allowed on troop ships. Still, the young officer managed to get his dog on board.

1:41.6

Rumour has it that his entire company swore that they would not return

1:45.5

to the United States without the dog, so that the authorities were persuaded to stretch

1:50.2

a point just for once. This is what Kipling meant when he referred to the power of the dog.

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