Hey everybody. Hey hey. Thanks for fighting the horrible war

I'm really sorry to hit the alarm to

wait for weather to be here tonight. This is Black History Month, of course,

raging on and this is I love movies. The podcast for me and my white friends

sit around trying to act cool. Hey live audience. That's what I call you guys.

As you know you're sitting in the UCB Theater in Los Angeles waiting for

outside to be in here blah, blah, blah.

Well, I can't read my own writing sometimes,

so that makes for a fun opening of the show.

Oh, TMX22X, or is it ZZX?

I don't know, but this guy from Twitter,

his name is TMXZZX, he wrote to me on Twitter.

Thanks for making I love movies.

I listened to it at work while I make pipes.

To which I wondered to myself, hmm, Corn Cobb, or Mir Sham,

and I bet you neither.

I bet you the answer is neither.

All right, I think I said everything I meant to say,

so let's get to the guests.

My guests tonight are the Ebony and Ivory of Stand-Up

Comics, two hilarious dudes, emphasis on high and dudes,

who are buddies of mine from hanging out back in the day

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