Are you tired of being told a pipe down pet, calm down love, or worst of all, get a grip?

Oh, it just gets us so railed up even thinking about it. Well, if you're sick and bite in your

tongue, we're here to help you let it all hang out. To call out the kiosk and make some noise.

I'm Angela Scanlon and I'm Vicki Patterson. Our new podcast is the unapologetic group chat

you've always wanted.

Introducing, get a grip. So if you're done with calling back, this is your space. Listen wherever you get your podcasts.

Hello and welcome to the Keeping Up Appearances luxury podcast.

If you hadn't guessed already, this is the companion podcast

for exploring the world of Hyacinth Bouquet in the hit BBC sitcom Keeping Up Appearances.

My name is Jonathan Vernon Smith. With me is luxury executive William Hansen.

Hello. We are here because Jonathan and I absolutely adore Hyacinth and her world in keeping up appearances.

We are big bucket heads.

And we want you listeners to fall in love with Hyacinth as much as we love her.

Yes, we do.

So by now you should know how this podcast works.

But just as a reminder, in each instalment, William and I will take you through an episode of keeping up appearances.

So don't listen any further, please, if you

haven't watched the second episode of the first series. Remember, higher synth always comes

first. But which episode are we talking through today? Before you tell us, William, I'll sort the tea

in the Royal Dalton with the hand-bentered butter wickles!

And you share with us the synopsis from episode two, please.

This episode is entitled The New Vicar.

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