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The Luxury Podcast

S01 E02: The New Vicar

The Luxury Podcast

Audio Always

Society & Culture, Posh, Etiquette, Keeping Up Appearances, Self-improvement, Comedy, Luxury, Education

4.9 • 867 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Hyacinth Bucket, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith welcome the new vicar for tea and light refreshments in the second episode of the sitcom and podcast.  Jonathan’s vicar is quite different from Hyacinth’s by the sound of it and William’s caught between horror and hysterics at Jonathan’s childhood anecdotes about peep-toe sling-backs. To watch-along with William and Jonathan, make sure you watch the second episode of the first series of Keeping Up Appearances before listening.

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0:00.0

Are you tired of being told a pipe down pet, calm down love, or worst of all, get a grip?

0:05.9

Oh, it just gets us so railed up even thinking about it. Well, if you're sick and bite in your

0:09.9

tongue, we're here to help you let it all hang out. To call out the kiosk and make some noise.

0:15.1

I'm Angela Scanlon and I'm Vicki Patterson. Our new podcast is the unapologetic group chat

0:20.3

you've always wanted.

0:22.0

Introducing, get a grip. So if you're done with calling back, this is your space. Listen wherever you get your podcasts.

0:34.1

Hello and welcome to the Keeping Up Appearances luxury podcast.

0:40.3

If you hadn't guessed already, this is the companion podcast

0:43.3

for exploring the world of Hyacinth Bouquet in the hit BBC sitcom Keeping Up Appearances.

0:49.3

My name is Jonathan Vernon Smith. With me is luxury executive William Hansen.

0:55.0

Hello. We are here because Jonathan and I absolutely adore Hyacinth and her world in keeping up appearances.

1:04.0

We are big bucket heads.

1:07.5

And we want you listeners to fall in love with Hyacinth as much as we love her.

1:12.8

Yes, we do.

1:14.9

So by now you should know how this podcast works.

1:18.7

But just as a reminder, in each instalment, William and I will take you through an episode of keeping up appearances.

1:25.6

So don't listen any further, please, if you

1:28.0

haven't watched the second episode of the first series. Remember, higher synth always comes

1:34.2

first. But which episode are we talking through today? Before you tell us, William, I'll sort the tea

1:41.2

in the Royal Dalton with the hand-bentered butter wickles!

1:45.9

And you share with us the synopsis from episode two, please.

1:50.1

This episode is entitled The New Vicar.

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