There's a certain kind of fucked up file that's fucking petto in nature.

And this particular kind of fucking file that puts our children in danger.

I'll tell you now I'm gonna protect my own.

Don't know what the fuck you do.

But I know of a certain type of machine that I'd like to put this fucking file through

This piece of shit likes to roam the neighborhood Stop by school to watch kids play

But little does this fucking final he'll be the with chipper's next break

I like to listen to him to stick it on after I have a hit of my phone of my phone

I like to listen to him sick it on after I have a hit of my bond of my bond of my I like to listen to sick it on after I have a hit of my bon of my bond of my

I like to listen to sick and wrong after I have a hit of my bon bomb if I need to write a song

but it didn't take me very long well now's now's the end. Uh, yeah.

Oh, Adam and Eve, Ewe.com.

Yeah.

I like to listen to music is on.

I don't have a hit of my bon of my bon.

I like to listen to music.

I don't have a hit of my bond of my body.

The peak of his show was when he actually had a little flap on the back of his pants

and he could pull that down and stick a tube in his ass and fire a dart that would pop a balloon on the other side of the stage.

All the time he was dropping talcum powder behind him so you could see that these farts were real and he wasn't just making noises with his mouth.

It was absolutely incredible. That's brilliant. I never would have thought about that. Just to prove that this is legitimate, talcum powder on his ass. You're like, that's genius. I'm just saying it's like, you think it's like, hey, you know, maybe he's a fart ventriloquist. Maybe he has a fart machine. He's like, no, this is a true flatulist. He's a professional. How much would you have paid to have seen Mr. Meepane live? Probably been paid up to $50. $50? Yeah, for sure. Would you fucking pay that? It would have been something we would have done for our anniversary, our Annie. Don't know. For our Annie. I'm not going to go see Mr. Meepad on any of our annies. Crokey, I got you a gift for your Annie. Something you've always wanted. It's like something you've always wanted, like a dwarf, like a dwarf friend.

I always want a door friend.

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