S&W Episode 995: Did JD Vance Kill the Pope?

Sick and Wrong Podcast

Dee Simon and Kate Rambo

Tv & Film, Comedy, News & Politics

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Dee and Kate feel it’s more than coincidence that the Pope died one day after meeting with JD “ The Antichrist” Vance. A 900-year-old prophecy predicts a final pope whose passing will usher in the Final Judgment for all mankind. Northern Slag Claudia calls in about skid marks and smegma. Sign up for the Sick...

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0:23.3	J.D. did not kill the Pope. A Pope had pneumonia. Now, does J.D. suck all the air out of a room when he enters? Yes, he does. Our mom all used to call him, my little queen, like the my little queen vacuums, because he would suck so much. He would suck the air out of the room. He would suck. His thumb, he would suck. If the Pope had pneumonia and J.D. came in the room, I bet it was harder for the Pope to breathe because J.D. was stuck in all the air.
0:27.5	So in that way, yes, he killed, but he didn't kill the Pope, like, directly.
0:29.8	The Pope didn't stand up to say hey to my brother.
0:33.8	He didn't say thank you to my brother for coming all the way to Valencia or whatever.
0:41.5	He gave my brother a necklace. And everyone's like, well, it's a rosary. Okay, are you going to tell me they don't have rosaries for boys, like a wallet chain rosary?
0:43.1	Because J.D. loves wallet chains.
0:54.8	Listen, living, listening to the cyclone.
0:58.2	Sick and Ron.
0:59.4	Yes.
1:01.5	You're listening to the psychoran.
1:04.6	The Sick and Wrong, the world source for antisocial commentary.
1:08.5	God, what a bunch of scumbags.
1:11.1	Good evening, and welcome to Sick and Wrong,
1:13.6	the World Source for Antisocial Commentary.
1:14.7	I'm one of your host, E. Simon.
1:16.3	Hi, I'm Kate Rambo.
1:17.2	Hi-ya.
1:18.2	Kate Rambo.
1:18.7	Yeah.
1:23.5	Do you think that J.D. Vance killed the Pope?
1:36.7	I am going to go on the record here, the podcast record, and say that if in some small way, J.D. Vance contributed to the death of the Pope, that's actually pretty fucking cool.
1:39.4	And it's the main thing I like about him.
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