Dear sick and wrong listeners, it is with deep regret that I need to interrupt your regular

weekly programming with this announcement.

This week we recorded a particularly ghoulish episode with special guest Claudia in which we covered

England's national treasure Jimmy Saville and the depraved Beastie House of Glasgow.

However, due to insurmountable technical difficulties, I am forced

to release this episode as a Patreon-only exclusive. But I refuse to deprive you all of your weekly source of free entertainment.

So I'm gifting you a taste of the second show with this stretch and it drag your it gently wraps around your cock.

Grip it, pop it,

smack it, squeeze it.

She's warm, she's tight,

and she's always in the mood.

The mega-masterator has deep and delightful pussy and ass openings

that flex and caress as you bury your cock balls deep.

Now flip her on her back and enjoy her perfect pink pussy lips that are spread eagle and begging for your dick.

I'm Freddie Kookin and I'm here to say, I love to sicken and rock in the major way.

What's gonna happen on the show today?

Will it be a shit story or is that gay?

Maybe a guest appearance with Wacker Lee

for video game news with Jeffery.

It'll be hip and it'll be cool kids don't take drugs and stay in school

or you might end up like Chucker Paul.

Great Freddie's out.

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