S&W Episode 819: Wipe It Till It Bleeds

Sick and Wrong Podcast

Dee Simon and Kate Rambo

Tv & Film, Comedy, News & Politics

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Dee’s experience with post-Thanksgiving gastrointestinal distress leads him to give thanks for the invention of toilet paper and share its taboo and hygienic history with the listening audience. Christina calls in about a strange request from her Buddhist boyfriend which led to the discovery of her BPD. RIP Hank Von Hell.

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0:00.0	Hey, Whipple! You've been given the Mrs. here a tough time for squeezing new shaman bathroom tissue.
0:06.0	But there's a sign.
0:08.0	Funny, there's a sign.
0:09.0	But Herman, new shaman so squeezed ago soft and a gentle fragrance.
0:14.0	And the price is gentle too.
0:16.0	It does feel soft.
0:17.0	But you've got to be strong and resistant. Like a skies. Right Whipple?
0:22.0	Whipple.
0:23.0	Minute through Whipple.
0:25.0	New shaman bathroom tissue from Proctor and Gamble.
0:32.0	Listen, listen to the Sikkonan.
0:40.0	Sikkonan.
0:41.0	Yes, you listen to the Sikkonan.
0:45.0	The Sikkonan, the world's source for anti-social commentary.
0:50.0	I'm the one Kate Rambo. Hello!
0:57.0	I got the post Thanksgiving shits. Like most Americans do right now.
1:04.0	That is too honest. And it's also not my generation. The one below me would call TMI.
1:19.0	You did not celebrate Thanksgiving properly. If you don't take at least three dumps the next day.
1:25.0	And I'm not talking just like a couple, you know, little nuggets. I'm talking like real dumps.
1:30.0	Like an American dump.
1:31.0	This is literally only one country that celebrates Thanksgiving.
1:34.0	And guess what? It's not the country that rules the world.
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