S.A.D. (Witch-Hazel)

Completely Arbortrary

Comedy, Education, Science

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Everyone gets S.A.D. from time to time, so it's a good thing we have the witch-hazel (Hamamelis x intermedia), a tree (or shrub) that flowers in the darkest, dreariest months of the year. It's going to be okay.

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0:00.0	What's up, up, Fungal Associates? Welcome to Completely Arbitrary, the podcast about trees and other related topics.
0:12.0	I am one of your hosts. My name is Alex
0:14.3	Krosin. I'm also a host. Sorry. I'm here. I'm Casey. Casey Clap.
0:19.5	Hi everyone. Hello Casey. Well Alex there's some propaganda out there I need to talk about real fast.
0:25.0	Oh my God.
0:26.0	Some people saying I like apples and I just want to say demonstrably here, no.
0:30.0	I saw the propaganda that you're talking about.
0:32.0	Yeah, yeah. Do you want to explain what happened? I saw the propaganda that you're talking about.
0:32.6	Yeah, yeah.
0:33.2	Do you want to explain what happened?
0:34.9	Well, I'm dating this moment.
0:35.8	Her name's Carrie.
0:37.0	And she has been spreading slander.
0:41.7	Because I have eaten apples, okay? I have, I have eaten apples, okay? I have, I do. I eat
0:47.1	apples because it comes in my CSA. I signed up for the fruit thing and they come.
0:50.6	And that's an excuse. The person you're dating. Yes.
0:55.1	Post at a Valentine's Day post, appreciation post. It was such a delight.
1:00.0	It was very sweet, yeah. But but and it's it said here. This is Casey he likes to do this and then you would swipe to the next one he likes to do this it's like adventure. You know. And then there was a third one and it was you eaten an apple
1:15.2	caught in the act and it even said and he likes apples yeah she's got a whole
1:21.2	trove of pictures dedicated specifically to catching me in the act of eating
1:26.3	apples.
1:27.3	This is blackmail.
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