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Ryan Seacrest is GOD and Family Mayhem

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Music

3.64.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Opie and Ron the Waiter go off on Ryan Seacrest and toxic childhoods! 

Ever wondered why Ryan Seacrest dominates the airwaves while the rest of us scramble for scraps? In this end-of-year special, Opie and Ron dive into Seacrest's multimillion-dollar success, hilarious New Year's Eve rivalries with Anderson Cooper, and Ron's wild family tales—from dumping ashes in a muddy lake to childhood beatings over bagels. Tune in for raw laughs and insights that might just inspire you to build your own unbreakable hustle in 2026.

Transcript

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0:00.0

There we go. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Opie Radio podcast. Just want to remind you,

0:05.7

if you want to support the show, I need you to listen to the Opie Radio podcast on your favorite

0:11.4

podcast app. That's how we make a few bucks, all right? Last day of 2025, I'm in a good mood

0:19.6

because I learned a thing or two from Ryan Seacrest.

0:23.5

We live in Ryan Seacrest's world.

0:26.5

This is not my world.

0:27.7

It's not your world.

0:28.9

It's Ryan Seacrest's world.

0:30.9

And we're lucky to be on this planet at the same time that he is alive, bitches.

0:36.3

He was on the TV.

0:37.5

My God. In 2025, I learned that it is alive, bitches. He was on the TV. My God.

0:38.9

In 2025, I learned that it's very, very hard to build a new audience.

0:43.5

Very hard.

0:44.4

A lot of competition out there.

0:45.9

So I'm like, who are the big players in this industry?

0:48.9

And one of them is Ryan Seacrest.

0:50.5

So I've been studying Ryan with the New Year celebration right around the

0:54.7

quarter. You know, he throws the biggest party of the year. It's unbelievable.

0:59.0

And he was on the TV, right? And he was doing rapid fire questions from reporters about Times

1:07.7

Square and New Year's. and he got every question right.

1:12.4

When was the first ball drop in Times Square?

1:17.5

I forgot the answer, but Ryan Sechrest did it.

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