What is good? How you living? How you feeling? How you doing? It is the L.E.F.K.O.E.

Man, David Inber, joining me now, David. You're looking nice and salt and peppery.

You look like your fingers had a nice trim. It was getting good.

It was getting a little too long. I know that about a year ago I got my wife to

give me a haircut on this podcast and that was when we were all doing kind of

like fun quarantine content. I was like, hey, we're all at home. We're doing silly

stuff like that. It's been a year of this. At some point I just got to grab the

scissors and just start chopping off stuff on my own. So that's what I did.

You cut your own hair. I cut the sides of my own hair. Yeah, I'm leaving the top

pretty long. Oh yeah. What happens when you do it yourself is you develop a nice

little mullet like a nice little top of the back thing. I got my haircut last

week at the recommendation of someone in hair and makeup and the guy was very

excited to see me. You have to wear a mask in these places. So he turned it

and so my ears were like flipped out. Within, I would say 40 seconds of cutting my

hair. He snips my ear, my earlobe. You know, when you get cut and you want to say

ow, but you're also like, I just met all these people and I don't want to

see like a drama person. And so I heard him go, oh, and then just kept going as

if nothing happened. And I was like, I feel like you cut my ear off. Could you

feel the blood pooling on your shoulder? Then he goes, oh, it appears you're bleeding.

Oh, God. And I wanted to go, is my ear just randomly bleeding again? Is it

doing that thing where it bleeds out the ear lobe? And so you patched me up. And

he was great. And everything was great. But then I woke up the next day and I took

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