Hey, a beautiful day. We're already in the summer. Fourth of July next week. How could that be already? School just getting out? That's New York City, though, right? Well, they go to school a long time. It's the end of June. I used to get out at the beginning of June. So what are they off? July, August. That's not much of a break. It used to be June, July, August, goof off all summer.

It was great.

That's how you know.

There was just something wrong with school.

They weren't teaching you the right things.

You couldn't wait to get off.

It was the worst day the year was going back to school.

They never taught you anything you could actually use.

You know, geometry, calculus.

And they'd argue with you.

Oh, you're going to need this later in life.

Well, it's later in life.

It never came up once.

I'd never needed it.

Look at this phone.

It can calculate anything here.

Who needs all that math and algebra?

You never need.

To you kids listening, don't believe the teacher. You're never going to need it as long as

you'll live. But if they taught you real

things like here's how to do your taxes,

here's how to read a financial statement, like something

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