Thanksgiving will be here before you know it and if California Governor Gavin Newsom gets his way,

it'll be a Thanksgiving that you and your family, your friends will never ever forget.

Governor Newsom and the California Department of Public Health have issued new regulations.

That'll determine how citizens are permitted to celebrate Thanksgiving.

Every single Thanksgiving gathering held in California must include no more than three households.

That's because Governor Newsom and his state health bureaucrats have determined

that if people from more than three different households gather the increased chances

of transmitting COVID are too high to risk.

California residents must also hear, learn, and obey the following.

Governor Newsom says that his subjects must wear masks in the house before and after they eat,

and residents should avoid singing and chanting and shouting.

So you have to show up with a mask, you have to leave it on until you eat, and then after you

eat you have put it back on and shut your pie hall until the Thanksgiving celebrations over

by order of the great Governor Gavin Maximus Caesar Newsom, the one true ruler of California

and all of its provinces. So hail Newsom! All of your California subjects need to bow down, be thankful

that Newsom, the generous and magnificent, has allowed Thanksgiving to happen at all.