Berkeley, California has done it again. Last week, the City Council approved an ordinance that'll

require local marijuana dispensaries to give away pot to poor people who claim to need it.

Now, there are three marijuana dispensaries in Berkeley. A fourth is to be opened soon. The new law

will require that they share the wealth. Two percent of the product will have to be given away

each year, and it cannot be bottom-quality weed. The medical cannabis provided must be the same

quality on average as the pot dispensed to other members, so says the law.

So who can get the free pot? Well, you have to live in Berkeley, but you don't need a Berkeley

address. You can be homeless. Now, in order to get your gift of pot, you must be poor enough to be

exempt from local taxes and fees. Right now, if you make less than $32,000 a year, or if you are a

family of four with an income of $46,000 a year, you're in. You're considered poor. You qualify

for free pot. So let me make a couple suggestions. If you're homeless, why not get together with

three other homeless people? Call yourselves a family. It's California after all. Qualify for the

free weed. Why not? Surely, Berkeley Libs won't question your redefined family. And finally,

all you poor people in colder areas, Chicago Detroit, New York, Philly, they're giving away free

pot in California. It's in Berkeley time for real climate change. Move to Berkeley now.