Running Late, Running Injured, But Still Running the Show

The Rob Carson Show

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🗓️ 20 March 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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1:05.3	You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought-provoking, and funny show in America.
1:12.1	On air and on the World Wide Web, This is the Rob Farson Show.
1:18.2	And by the grace of God, it is finally Friday. Welcome to hour number two of the Rob Carson show. I want to remind you this weekend I have a TV show. It's called Rob Carson's What in the
1:22.1	World. And it's on Sundays at 8.30s following Dr. Michael Savage. One of the reasons being is he thinks it's one of the funniest shows out there. Dr. Michael Savage loves my show. So does President Trump, by the way. This weekend show, I watched it back, and you know, I have a hate-hate relationship with myself. So I usually don't watch my TV show when it's on just because, you know, I'm like, I'll sit there and go, oh, you look fat, whatever.
1:47.4	And this, I watched it.
1:49.3	I watched the show yesterday afternoon, and it's really funny.
1:54.7	This is a really funny show.
1:56.3	I'm just, I don't know.
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