I'm a boy in it, it's I'm a boy in it

It's good, good, good

I'm a boy in it, it's I'm a boy in it

It's making up my mind

Hi, Pittsburgh

It is so great to be here

They said to me, do you want to go and do this show in the capital of France?

And I said, no

I said Pittsburgh

Not Paris

Nobody wants to do this show in Paris

If there's two things Paris is famous for, it's the minutiae of American politics and comedy

We're here in Pittsburgh, the iron city it says

Home of the Steelers

It's a rhetorical question on my card next, it says, you guys are really horny for metal

You're sure it says, fuck Paul Ryan on it

So somebody sent us a couple of fuck Paul Ryan, fuck Donald Trump t-shirts

And I applaud you sir for putting that shirt on in your home and then going out into the world

Because they're children in it

I feel like you'd have to turn that inside out at a sporting events or a movie theater

It goes over very well here in Pittsburgh, that's cool, that's cool

We have got a great show, tonight's panel includes Dr. Harold Bornstein, Ty Cobb

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