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Welcome to the Mourty, but nice show.

I'm your host, Rob Shooter, and it's Thursday, but we have a very special surprise today.

Mark Lupo is travelling. Remember last week, Mark told us he was off to Germany, to Berlin, I think to Prague.

I hope he's up to no good over there. You know he is.

So, I thought, why not text my friend Donnie and see if he wants to

join us? Now, I should point out, I did give Donnie 10, 15 minutes notice. Hello, Donnie.

Hello, surprise, everybody. You thought you weren't going to hear from me this week. Gotcha. Gotcha. Well, you were off yesterday or Tuesday. What day do you do Tuesday? Wednesday? Wednesday. I'm not good at all this. The admin of life. I'm a great gossip columnist, but I'm not good at admin. So you offer Wednesdays. I thought, oh, it's not right to have a week without ad on, on me and i was really prepared to do a solo show

and i've got pretty good at them like i don't dread them anymore i sit there and for the first

maybe 30 seconds i'm like oof 20 minutes a lot of time but then i look back up 20 minutes is done

i can do 20 minutes without a breath oh trust me i've set up atinos with. We've rattled on for 30 minutes and neither me or delayed it. We're like, did we say one word within this whole... And that's my favorite time of evenings. And I thought it was a marvelous night. My favorite nights. You know the only time, the only time I shut up is to have a drink. And some nights, my words are more important than my vodka. Yes, I can go on and on and on and on and on. I'm so happy you're here. Let's jump into the show. Once again, we do put quite a lot of thought and effort. I don't want to say practice into these shows. We're not scripted, but we know our subjects and we divide them up beforehand. None of that happened today.

So this could go evil way. So I'm prepared, but Donnie might not be. And that is not his fault.

It's mine. I should have given him the heads up. I thank you for doing this, Donnie, literally at 10

minutes notice. What time is it, my friends? It's tea time. Lots of royal stories at the top

of the show. So the royal family skipped Lilibitz christening despite being invited. So on Friday,

the one-year-old officially was christened in a small, intimate ceremony at their Montecito home.

And while the Duke and Duchess of Sussex did extend invites to King Charles, Queen Camilla, Prince William and Kate Middleton,

they were all invited to join in the festivities.

The royal relatives were not in attendance. A spokesperson for

Megan and Harry said the following. There's a word in this sentence too that's really going to

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