Royal Baby Archie, Bernie Sanders's 80s-era TV Show & Trump's Billion-Dollar Fail | Tyra Banks

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2019

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Old footage of Bernie Sanders reveals his consistency, Donald Trump reportedly lost over a billion dollars, and Tyra Banks discusses her return to Sports Illustrated's cover. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:05.0	B8 2019.
0:08.0	From Comedy Central's World News Headquarters in New York.
0:12.0	This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah. Here's edition.
0:31.0	Yes, welcome to the Daily Show, everybody.
0:35.0	Thank you for coming out.
0:38.0	It's lunch.
0:40.0	I'm Trevor Noah.
0:42.0	I'll get tonight.
0:44.0	I'll get tonight is a supermodel and a media mogul.
0:49.0	Tara Banks is joining us, everybody.
0:53.0	Also on tonight's show, the secret origins of Bernie Sanders.
0:57.0	America's got the pox and what Trump's been hiding in his taxes.
1:02.0	But first, let's catch up on today's headlines.
1:08.0	First up, after two days of excruciating waiting,
1:13.0	the royal baby finally has a name.
1:16.0	Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have announced the name of the newest member of the royal family.
1:20.0	Their son Archie Harrison Mountban, Windsor.
1:23.0	Earlier today, the joyous new parents spoke to the press at Windsor Castle.
1:29.0	It's magic. It's pretty amazing.
1:32.0	And I have the two best guys in the world, so I'm really happy.
1:37.0	We're just so thrilled to have our own little bundle of joy.
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