Roy The Mermaid
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2022
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
We heard it from Roy himself: he caught Watford's elegant siren song as he sailed past and simply couldn't resist. Never mind about the tradition of ships catastrophically crashing into the rocks.
After Marcus, Luke and Andy hear from Roy, we ask Greg Rusedski who he'll support when England face Canada in the Qatar World Cup final. We also check in with the latest World Cup qualifiers, another AFCON semi-final win for Senegal and West Brom's Geordie lifeline.
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| 1:43.0 | Senegal are in the final and Honduras struggle in Minnesota. It's Thursday, 3rd of February. I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 1:47.0 | I'm Andy Russell and I'm Luke Moore. |
| 1:50.0 | Welcome one and all, good to have you with us. It's a thrilling Thursday with Luke Andy and me, my goodness Andy. You're looking fabulous. How are you darling? |
| 2:09.0 | I'm pretty good. I'm wondering if I'm suffering from some sort of low grade tinnitus though, because I felt that there was crowd noise on the intro music. |
| 2:18.0 | You know, like, that's Marcus, that's Marcus male. It's just the energy that Marcus brings to it. Yeah, it could be. It could be. |
| 2:25.0 | It could be how you doing, brother Nick, Lukey baby. I'm alright, thanks. Yeah, alright. |
| 2:28.0 | But in this week's first time, that's good to have you. Listeners were absolutely silent about it. |
| 2:34.0 | I'll come in anyway. It makes a change from a dirty protest. It's very good. |
| 2:39.0 | It's very good. Luke got back on the show. It's a silent protest. The good people of Senegal certainly wanted you in to talk about them reaching another Afcon final. |
| 2:48.0 | That's not true either. They've got the first, their first title in this site. |
| 2:51.0 | I said, I'll come in on Thursday. Have you did a business Senegal? |
| 2:54.0 | It's said to be. A good deal all round. Nothing in the great of the body. They beat Teppekina Faso 3-1. |
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