Hello, residents. My name is Mike Estefan. I'm joined today by Maddie Watts, and thank you for downloading this month's episode of the EM Clerkship podcast.

This episode is sponsored by Peers and Rabbit's Insurance, my personal independent disability insurance agent.

We will talk more about Pearson Rabbits later in the episode, but for now,

let's get into the game. Today is round number 25 of the game. Maddie will need to perform

today's case in real ABEM oral boards format. She has 15 minutes to complete the full case,

and she does not know what this case is ahead of time.

If Maddie hits all of the critical actions that I have listed out beforehand, she wins.

If she doesn't or if she performs a dangerous action, I win.

These cases were created by me and they are not derived from actual ABM cases that I had on my board examination,

and they are certainly not real patients.

Maddie, take out a piece of paper and a pencil, place the paper sideways in front of you,

outline a human body on the left side of it, and let me know when you are ready.

All right, I'm ready to go.

All righty. Dr. Watts, this will be a single patient encounter.

You will have 15 minutes to complete the case from start to finish.

Before we begin, do you have any questions?

Nope.

All righty.

And your timer has started now.

You are working at Clerkship General when you hear a woman screaming from the triage

entrance.

All right.

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