Hello! Welcome to Ono Rossing Carry, the show where we don't just report on fringe science,

spirituality and claims of the paranormal, but take part ourselves.

Yep, when they make the claims, we show up so you don't have to. I'm K-poppy.

And I'm Ross Plotcher.

And, uh, well actually, I'm not K-poppy.

What?

I must confess. I know many of you were confused, and in particular,

Ross, you're giving away our ruse.

I went to camp this year. My son and I do summer camp every year at Camp Quest West.

It's an awesome program. I recommend that all of you join us there.

I just gave a donation to them.

Thank you so much.

Oh, stop. It's because it was just your birthday on August 6th, and I gave in your name.

A Rayleigh in High Holiday. And what a wonderful gift. Thank you so much.

Oh, stop.

So I showed up there, and the first day we're like parking our cars, getting ready for everyone to arrive.

And the most adorable girl, Scarlet, the daughter of one of the other

counselors, Joby. She was standing there with her arms at Kimbo, looking at me as I get out of my car.

And she says,

You are not K-poppy. You are Ross Blotcher.

She really put me in my place.

It was so cute. And the rest of camp, she kept referring to me as fake K-poppy.

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