Hello! Welcome to owner Ross and Carrie, the show where we don't just report on French

science spirituality and claims of the paranormal, but take part ourselves.

Yup, and they make the claims we show up so you don't have to. I'm Ross Watcher.

And I'm Carrie Poppy. And today, we bring you Max Fundra!

Yeah, this is the first in our Max Fund Drive series of two episodes. So this is the best time

of the year to support us and what we do. That's right. It is 2019. It is... what is this like our

fifth Max Fund drive? Something like that. Something like that. We started in 2014.

And Oodoggy. There's some fun stuff. Oh yeah. Because it means spring is here, my favorite season.

Okay. We get to show how much we love all the stuff on the Max Fund network, the best Goddamn

podcast network on God's Green Earth. Objective fact. We are going to tell you all about the cool

things that you get by becoming a member of Max Mom Fund. But first, first we'll do the actual show.

So we decided we're not sweaty enough. We really need to sweat more. And there could be potential

help benefits to sweating. Y'all have heard of Sonna's. Or spas. Or sweat lodges.

Sweat lodges. Maybe you've heard of the famous sweat lodge death in 2009.

2009. Yeah. That was bad. That was very bad. We visited the shape house Urban Sweat Lodge.

Yes. Not nearly as dangerous as the thing I just mentioned. This is an infrared Sonna,

which means they're using infrared light. Right. It's on that spectrum. So you've got your

visible light. Then as we move towards the red side of that spectrum, you hit the infrared. We

can't see the infrared. We can't see that shit. And then you go even farther past that and you hit

microwave. But they say they are using far infrared, meaning it's farther away from the visual

spectrum and closer to a microwave, if you will. So we're going to go microwave ourselves.

Right. That is what I was getting at. And thereby detoxify ourselves. Yes.

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