Hi everybody. Oh, hey Ross. It's Ross and Carrie. This is going to be our live show from Portland.

Yeah, Portland, Oregon, not Portland, Maine. Sorry, Portland, Maine. We may go there.

Hey, maybe this was part of our live tour. Yeah, but I feel we need to preface it. That's why we're here talking right now.

Because we begin with a very visual gag. Yes. But Carrie thought up mirror moments before we were going to start the show.

That's true. So I want the audience to picture this. You're sitting in the audience. You're like,

oh, Ross and Carrie, you're going to come on soon. I sure hope so. And in comes your hero, Ross Blascher.

Comes on to the stage and behind him is a picture of the flat earth. A glorious picture of the flat earth.

And at first, it's just your pal Ross. But don't worry, I'm on my way.

I can show you the world. Shining shimmering splendid. Tell me Portland. Now when did you last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes. Take you wonder by wonder. Over sideways and under on a magic carpet ride.

A whole new world. A new fantastic point of view. No,

want to tell us no where to go or say we're only dreaming. A whole new world. A dazzling place I never knew.

But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear that now I'm in a whole new world with you.

A whole new world with you. I believe a bold size. Indescribable feeling. Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling.

Through an endless diamond sky. A whole new world. Don't you dare close your eyes.

A hundred thousand years. Put your breath against better. I'm like a shooting star. I've come so far.

I can't go back to where I used to be. Every turn I surprise. Every moment that matters. I'll chase them anywhere.

There's time to say let me share this whole new world with you.

A whole new world. That's where we'll be. That's where we'll be. That's willing chase.

A whole new world. A whole new world.

See they liked it. That was that was Kerry's idea right before the show.

Thank you everybody. Thank you for being here Portland.

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