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Welcome back to RBP.

I'm Ross Bolin.

Here is always with your co-host Jared Borslow.

We hope you had a simply splendid holiday weekend and are looking forward to laughing with you today.

Jared, the fourth of July, took place over the weekend.

I went to a little pool party on Saturday.

And by pool party, I mean, an adult friend of mine has a pool that was filled with the offspring of all the other adults that were there.

In fact, at one point, I went underwater and I was just like, oh, this is just gallons of children's pee

seeping through all the orifices in my face.

But you know, people were drinking beers, cracking open those celtzer things that everyone drinks now.

What do you call those?

I mean, white cloth is the most famous, but there's a billion of them.

What are your hard celtzer?

Hard celtzer.

There you go.

Hard celtzer.

And as sober guy, when you go to places that aren't like this is a friend of mine is this not all that familiar with me.

I don't even know if they know what I'm drink.

And when you go to stuff at places, people's houses, events where people don't aren't used to being around somebody who doesn't drink.

They don't have shit for you.

There's nothing there to drink.

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