Welcome to the adventures of Red Knight. For news and updates about the podcast, please visit us on

Facebook at Facebook.com slash Red Knight Stories. Once upon a time, in the faraway Kingdom of

Kingdom, there lived a princess and her many knights. All of the knights were strong and brave and bold.

But no knight was as strong or brave or

bold as, Red Knight, the greatest night in all the land. Chapter 56, roommates. It was a hot and miserable

evening in the searing mountains. Poisonous plumes of smoke and ash filled the air as red night, green night, and pink night climbed up the slopes of belching mountain, an enormous active volcano. Can I just say one more time that I told you so?

No, you may not.

Because I did. I did tell you so.

But no!

You just had to take a bath with King Kyle's rubber ducky, didn't you?

How was I to know it was cursed?

Who would make a bath toy that would grow teeth and try to eat you if it was submerged in soapy water?

King Kyle would!

Obviously! That is exactly the kind of thing he would make!

Look, instead of pointing fingers for things done in the past, why don't we focus on the present?

Oh! You mean us climbing up the side of an active volcano with a cursed magical artifact?

Which, I mean, is a great workout. But why are we doing this again?

Purple Knights said that throwing the ravenous bath toy into the volcano was the only

shorefire way to destroy it. Apparently, there is a long-standing precedent for this sort of thing.

So all we have to do is climb a volcano, not get burned alive by lava, or crushed to death by rocks.

And hope the king dragon doesn't find out we're here.

Precisely. So chin up and let us continue our climb.

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