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🗓️ 26 August 2025
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0:00.0 | My entitled roommates decide to throw out all of my food after I refused to cook dinner for them. |
0:05.2 | So I decided to get some revenge by delivering karma to them in a way that I don't think they ever expected. Here's what happened. So it seems to me at least that I've dealt with a lot of terrible people in my life, and I suppose I'm just kind of a magnet for it. From my terrible mother to my terrible ex-wife and mother-in-law, to bad co-workers that |
0:21.7 | gave out my phone number to my mother, and lastly, some bad roommates from my college days. But beyond all |
0:27.3 | that, I haven't really dealt with anyone else of note. I've got good friends, a good job, and I'm |
0:31.9 | physically active. But there were times where I was drawing in terrible people. So, back in college, |
0:37.1 | I had to deal with three bad roommate guys for six people. So back in college, I had to deal with three |
0:38.2 | bad roommate guys for six months. It was community college, so there was no dorm or anything like that. |
0:43.5 | It was just a rundown apartment that looked right out of the 80s. I was balancing school and |
0:48.0 | part-time work, so I didn't have a lot of money. The funny thing is, I was literally the only one |
0:52.8 | there who knew anything about cooking, much less even did the dishes. |
0:56.4 | I wasn't one of those hardcore couponers, and there was really only two good stores in walking or biking distance. |
1:02.3 | One was a typical supermarket, and the other a small discount food store. |
1:06.1 | And that's where I went the most, while also not being a stranger to the local thrift store. |
1:10.0 | My roommates mostly ate junk food, |
1:11.8 | or whatever else they could grab that was already made. So for obvious reasons, I couldn't keep |
1:16.2 | leftovers. We also had fights about them not doing their share of cleaning, but that was resolved |
1:21.1 | later as well. Two of these guys said that they were friends before college, and the third roommate |
1:25.4 | fit right in with them for a while. The drama over the food first started when I made myself an egg sandwich for breakfast. Two eggs over easy or medium, with your choice of cheese, bread, and mayo. It's actually pretty good, and it's a solid breakfast. One of my roommates saw me eating it and asked for one too. Now, I apologetically said no, because I was on a tight food budget, and the frying pan was already in the sink. And when I said this, he just rolled his eyes at me and groaned out loud. I told him they were easy to make them himself if he bought the ingredients. But he just balked at the notion. Another day, I made mashed soft boiled eggs for breakfast, and that attracted more attention. Its eggs boiled just enough to where |
2:01.6 | the whites are cooked, but the yolk is still liquid. You then peel the shell off and mash the eggs in a |
2:06.2 | bowl with a fork. It can be easy to mess up, and I only really succeeded half the time. But it's |
2:11.0 | great with just basic seasoning and sometimes hot sauce. I haven't made it in a while, but I like to |
2:16.0 | eat it on toast and sometimes over rice. I also made egg salad from time to time. Eggs were cheap and basically a dollar a carton at the discount store, and I'm also not a big fan of cereal, as I had to eat it a lot growing up, and I prefer a warm breakfast without a lot of sugar. No matter how much I told my roommates they could cook their own food if they let me show them how. |
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