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Am I the Jerk?

Roommates PSYCHO FRIEND gets BANNED FROM MY HOUSE after becoming A MONSTER

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2026

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

My entitled roommate allows her obnoxious friend into our house, who then decides to be the

0:04.5

rudest person on planet Earth.

0:06.3

But after she started attacking all of us consistently and constantly, I finally snapped and

0:11.1

put my foot down, demanding that she get out of our apartment and never come back, resulting

0:15.3

in one of the biggest blow-ups in my friend group that I've ever seen in my life.

0:19.2

Here's what happened.

0:20.1

During one of my college

0:21.0

programs at a very popular theme park in Florida, you know, a magical rat planet of sorts, I live

0:26.5

with some roommates. The program offered housing, and at the time, they had four apartment

0:30.4

complexes. One was for foreign college students, and the other three were for North American

0:34.7

college programmers or CPs. Each apartment came with a different price tag that they automatically snatched from our ridiculous work checks weekly. Now the newest and nicest apartments came with two refrigerators, but it was expensive. The second most expensive was quiet and close to the foreign college student complex. And then there was the oldest one, the cheapest one known as the party place.

0:54.9

It was considered the hood or the ghetto of CP housing. Keep in mind, it had two pools,

0:59.7

one with a hot tub, a gym, a tennis court, and was where the CP bus station for the car list

1:04.4

was located. It was also in walking distance to multiple stores and restaurants. Now, no matter

1:09.4

what apartment we chose, we had to share rooms

1:11.7

with one other person, so I opted to save money, meaning that I chose the cheapest apartment. I had extended my program with a prior roommate and friend, so we decided to share rooms. For the sake of the story, I'll call her Kendra. Kendra and I also then met three women who we will call Jamie, Kelly, and Haley. We had room for one more roommate as it was a three bedroom, and after a month, we received our new roommate who I will call Shonda. Shonda was older, but still in her 20s. She also had two younger children back in her state, namely a son and a daughter. We asked her if she was cool to leave her children for a year, so she explained that she had them young and never got to explore herself or be free. So we decided to mind her own business because it definitely was not our business. Now, it's important to know that Shonda meant what she said and was definitely some version of the word free. A week didn't pass where she wasn't drunk, clubbing, partying, or staying over some random dudes house. But again, we just minded our own business. Shonda then made friends with a girl from her job, who I will call Amanda. Now, Amanda partied hard as well. And one day, Shonda and Amanda got into a drunken brawl in an alleyway behind a club. Shonda then complained to us about Amanda and her attitude. And while we did listen, we also remained silent because we were minding our own business. Now, Haley is Muslim. And due to this, we had a rule that guests were to be announced before coming in so that she could dress appropriately if need be. It didn't matter if it was a male or female. All guests were to be announced. And you know what? We all follow this except for Shonda,

2:34.6

who just randomly showed up with Amanda one day. Now Amanda is female, so Haley was okay with it,

2:39.7

but we were all still irritated. Anyways, it was Friday and they were getting ready to go out.

2:44.1

Amanda then walked in and we were confused, because the last we heard, her and Shonda had had

2:49.1

a falling out again, to which we just minded our own business.

2:52.6

Amanda then started judging our apartment's layout, asking why we had it set up like that.

2:57.3

We then explained that we enjoyed changing it up since all the apartments had literally the same decor.

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