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🗓️ 14 December 2020
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, listener. This is Jason Bateman along with Will Arnett and Sean Hayes for the podcast called Smartless. |
| 0:12.3 | If that's a place you're looking for, you found it. Congratulations. It's not a real high concept podcast. |
| 0:18.0 | So one person invites a guest, the other two don't know who that guest is and then we chat. Here we go. |
| 0:40.9 | Jason, let me just ask you something. I know that you're a fan of like sort of energy bars and that kind of thing. |
| 0:47.3 | Is there a part of you that goes, maybe I should just eat some whole foods and not just eat like, you know, stuff that they have at the space station. |
| 0:53.9 | Well, and are you going to the bathroom constantly? Yeah, it helps me because you know I'm on the go. You know, I'm just I'm not you must be eating. |
| 1:01.5 | It sounds like an ad you got to stop. And sometimes when I don't have the time to eat the way I want to eat. I grab a think bar. |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah. So you're on the go and they make you go. I bet a lot. |
| 1:11.7 | Sure. Well, it's exactly all doors are swinging open and closed the various times. |
| 1:18.4 | Will call me today. He was watching soccer and I was like, oh, |
| 1:22.7 | champions, champions. |
| 1:23.7 | It's soccer. He calls it football like a real douche bag. It's football. It's football. |
| 1:28.8 | And I was like, I got off the phone with you. I was like, you know what? I don't watch that is because it's like, |
| 1:33.4 | oh, there's two minutes left in the game and it's one to one. I can't wait to see who breaks the type of baseball. |
| 1:39.3 | Well, if I may, you have to get engrossed in the game of it as opposed to the sport of it. |
| 1:45.1 | There is strategy. There is enjoyment in the pacing of it. |
| 1:48.2 | All right. They call it, they call it soccer or what you call a soccer. I call football. |
| 1:52.2 | They call it the beautiful game. So you watch, there's a, you, you watch the way that the team |
| 1:56.8 | that's in the shape that they get to our guest today, our guest today. |
| 2:00.9 | Dare you cut me off? |
| 2:02.3 | Sean, if you, so for monkeys that are high on sugar like you that need to see a lot of scoring. |
| 2:07.6 | Yes, that's right. You might, you might like the something with a shot clock in it like basketball or |
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