Ron Funches

The Champs with Neal Brennan + Moshe Kasher

The Champs

4.7 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2012

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Ron Funches is a idiosyncratic black dude from Chicago who moved to Portland and started doing stand-up. He sat down with the Champs to discuss his recent seperation, kindness in comedy, and poisoning his mother's boyfriend when he was a kid.

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0:00.0	Hi, Neil Brennan here. Hi. Hi. Hi. I'm it's Neil. I'm going to be in Atlanta. ATL the ATL August 16 17 18 at the
0:13.2	laughing skull. Come fucks with me. Yeah, it's Moshe cash or hi everyone. I'll be at the Montreal
0:20.6	just for last festival July 27th 28 with Neil Brennan. It'll be a whole lot of fun. So if you live in
0:26.0	Montreal, please come through. I'm also at the just for last festival in Toronto in September.
0:31.6	That's managed for September. And I think that's everything that I've got for right now. But check
0:36.4	out the new normal, which comes out in the fall. Super exciting stuff. Hi guys, this is Doug. Come to
0:42.3	Chicago. Even if you don't live there, just fly in for my show to 27th of July. 28th of July.
0:49.1	Milwaukee, Madison 29th of July. Milwaukee. That's all. And then Australia in September. Oh yeah.
0:57.6	Check Twitter. Hi guys. I'm the guest later. Rod Fudges. You can see me at San Francisco at
1:06.8	outside Lance Festival on August 11th. And I will be at Bumber Shoot in Seattle September 1 through
1:14.0	the third. Ladies and gentlemen, you've just heard a whole slew of dates from a whole slew of
1:17.9	champs. And now let's begin fucking with them.
1:43.1	Ladies and gentlemen, now you're fucked with the champs. It's the champs. It's your boys. It's so
1:48.3	exciting. We got a we got a special guest today. One of the people that the first and only dropped
1:53.3	episode of the champs. So dropped meaning dropped meaning we recorded literally recorded it and
1:58.0	literally lost it. That's right. So he is almost a ghost in the machine right now. But this guy's
2:03.8	great. He's my friend. He's super funny. I love him. I think he's going to run a clip of him.
2:09.6	Check out the clip right now. I left Chicago because there's a lot of gang problems and violence.
2:16.3	I did not know they had gangs in Oregon. They are not scary or effective.
2:29.1	But they try really hard. And I ran into a gang on the Oregon coast. And I don't like to be racist.
2:38.4	But it was a gang of black birds, a real murderer's room.
2:48.0	And I dealt with them just like the gangs in Chicago. I just puffed my chest out, knuckled up,
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