Rogue One Minute 34: Simulated Boredom
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🗓️ 2 January 2020
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Our heroes are saved by the timely appearance of the lovable droid K2-S0, not to mention guest commentator Crystal Beth!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to Star Wars Minute. |
| 0:13.0 | It's the Daily Podcast where we analyze scrutiny and celebrate the Star Wars movies one minute at a time. |
| 0:19.0 | I'm Pete the Retailer from Pete the Retailer.com. |
| 0:22.0 | They call me Alex Robinson from... The Retailer from Pete the Retailer.com. |
| 0:23.2 | They call me Alex Robinson from comic book Alex.com. |
| 0:27.4 | I am Crystal Beth from I live in a house. |
| 0:30.6 | com. Oh, that's a lie. I live in a condo.com. Oh that's a lie I live in a condo. |
| 0:34.0 | I'm probably |
| 0:36.0 | I have to see if I had to buy that but we'll say yeah yeah |
| 0:40.0 | dotorg's are the new thing right because now they're |
| 0:43.3 | they're a proud homeowner would get I live in a house dot com |
| 0:47.0 | oh wow you're special |
| 0:50.8 | well I guess we'll have to find out. But first, we're going to find out what happened |
| 0:58.2 | in minute 34 of Rogue One, a Star Wars story. |
| 1:04.0 | 34 starts with Cassian Andor |
| 1:08.0 | encountering a bunch of stormtroopers, |
| 1:10.0 | and it ends with K2SO dispatching a bunch of stormtroopers in his own unique way. |
| 1:14.3 | These minutes are so great. |
| 1:17.3 | Yeah, there's good stuff in here. |
| 1:18.9 | Everyone does what they say. |
| 1:22.1 | I'm, uh, I'm, I'm a the fence about what's her name whipping out her little Billy club and |
| 1:28.4 | beating up all those stormtroopers. Yeah, me too. Just because like, it's good. I guess it's the same issue that |
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