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Music Hello. Hello everybody, and welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

It was a long one.

My name is Taylor Rockwell, and it's Tuesday, which means it's time to do some MLS

updating Miami, potentially adding their seventh, eighth, designated player of the season,

Toronto turning off the lights at their stadium and telling their two Italian, quote-unquotequote stars that no one is home, NYCFC getting a new designated player and a

giant pigeon statue, and much, much more. Here with me to break it all down, I've got Jeff Ruter back

again after having seemingly avoided any verbal tirades from Jesse Marsh after last week's

very mild criticism. Hello, Jeff. Hi. And so far, yes. But I think

we should start with the most important things, the pigeon statue. This is good. We need more

like mascot statues. Minnesota United has like a large loon statue. Every team. That should be the

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