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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Robert DeNiro Didn't Wanna Be Friends w/ Sebastian Maniscalco | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

TEXAS! Tom will be in Amarillo at the Amarillo Civic Center Complex on November 1st, then November 2nd in Lubbock at Buddy Holly Hall and El Paso at the Abraham Chavez Theatre on November 6th. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour. SPONSORS: - Head to https://DRINKAG1.com/BEARS to get a FREE Welcome Kit, including a bottle of Vitamin D and free AG1 Travel Packs, when you first subscribe! - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/BEARS. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. - Sponsored by BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bears - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bort sits down with comedy legend Sebastian Maniscalco for one of the funniest, most honest conversations yet. They dive deep into Sebastian’s new stand-up special filmed at the United Center, what it takes to stay passionate about comedy, and how fatherhood changes everything. From crying at movies and parenting philosophies to the “arrogance of boring” and buying boats, this episode is packed with heart, humor, and classic Bert chaos. The two swap stories about old-school comedy days, meeting Jerry Seinfeld and Robert De Niro, and the truth about balancing fame, family, and fun. Tim will return next week...promise. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 311 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:30 - Stand-Up, Sicilians, & Sensitivity 00:14:16 - Dressed To Impress 00:22:27 - Small Talk & Small Comedians 00:34:28 - Playing The Hits 00:39:30 - DeNiro & Casinos 00:46:20 - Wine, Wants, & Life Experiences 00:56:35 - Fun Dad & Discipline Dad 01:03:05 - Pete Correale 01:07:32 - Does Sebastian Do This? 01:16:06 - Married To An Artist 01:19:08 - Edit This Out! + Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Texas, listen up. I've got some live shows coming up, November 1st in Amarillo at the Amarillo Civic Center Complex, then November 2nd in Lubbock at Buddy Holly Hall and El Paso at the Abraham Chavez Theater on November 6.

0:15.6

Get your tickets at tombskere.com slash tour.

0:25.2

Your new special.

0:26.6

It's not coming out to November.

0:29.8

It's so good.

0:31.2

I had to stop it.

0:32.1

I had to stop watching it. That's how good it is.

0:32.9

Shot beautifully.

0:34.1

Shot gorgeous.

0:35.8

Really covered, top to bottom.

0:40.0

I'd say in the round, but it's in the round but it's in the triangle it's in the triangle at the united center how many did you shoot and this is inside baseball stuff

0:45.0

for comics but how many do you shoot uh two we did two god so good it's expensive

0:58.0

that's it you're done Do you need to do anything else? I asked that to my...

1:00.0

What are we doing?

1:01.0

Are we...

1:02.0

How long is this going to go on?

1:04.0

I'm sure you guys are all asking.

1:08.0

You're like, how long we have to come to this house?

1:13.8

How long does this go on?

1:17.1

I don't know, man.

1:17.7

I don't know.

1:18.7

I don't know.

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