Hello America, whoever you are, cis-white males, transgender females, uh, people from Afghanistan,

Gays, everybody, you're all welcome to FitzDog Radio, a home for Americans International

I don't know. I'm just happy you're here. I'm about to travel abroad so I'm trying to appeal to the world

I'm coming to coming to Ireland and Spain in the next couple of weeks. So excited.

Going with the whole family, my kids, my sister, her family, my mom, my brother,

and we're gonna party it up on the west coast of Ireland. I'm doing a comedy show if you want to come out

in Galway on the 6th of August. Not sure the name of the place. You're gonna have to find it, but I'll be there

and uh, Spain, we're gonna be on the beach. Apparently, the beaches are all topless and um,

that's gonna be a little distracting sitting with your family and I gotta get some dark,

mirrored wraparound sunglasses where the line of vision is obscured from your family.

Oh, you know, you just want to be a good family guy. You want to be an

upstanding good person. But titties, come on, come on now. Anyway, uh, it's my,

speaking of which, it's my anniversary today 24 years with my wonderful wife

who I have endless attraction to. I have a, I have a, a deep, just unquenchable friendship.

I just treasure spending time with her. She cheers me up. She makes me feel good about the human race

that there can be good in this world. She has just, she has no ego. She can talk to anybody

and it's not about her. She remembers everybody. She's kind. She's beautiful. I still think she's

so beautiful. And anyway, so we will, uh, we kind of celebrated this weekend because we went

to Malibu to our friends, our friends parents have, it's still 57 years old and we're still

like going away to our friends parents house. But one of our friends parents have a very,

very expensive house in Malibu in one of the, uh, exclusive parts. And they were gone for the weekend.

And so we all went out to those three couples. And I mean, you walk out onto the deck that's on

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