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This is the Rob Carson Show. It's Tuesday. Hello and welcome to it. Halloween coming up on Friday, right? Yeah, kind of cool. Kind of cool. Halloween, all of that stuff. I'm going to be in the apartment complex. We don't have a lot of trick-or-treaters, so I'll just kind of be watching. I'll tell you, I live in an old part of the country in a place called Old Town Alexandria,

and it is a very, if you choose to believe this, a very haunted place.

They do ghost tours and everything through Old Town, Alexandria.

They embrace the holiday.

It's kind of fun.

It's kind of fun.

If I had the money to buy one of the little brownstones near the Potomac that cost, I don't know, starting at a million and a half, then I, you know, I might be able to do some trick-or-treaters, but you see, it's just too expensive. And anyway, welcome to the show. Please come inside. Climate Dumer Bill Gates said everybody should just calm down. He believes climate change is a problem, but it won't be the end of humanity as we know it.

What?

Yeah, all of this, oh my God, the seas are rising and everything.

And now the media doesn't control the narrative.

The liberal media doesn't control the narrative. So people can actually see, you know, like the seashore near, I don't know, any city on the seashore in the entire world in the last hundred years, see old pictures versus pictures now and show that the seas haven't risen at all.

Not a bit.

And then also there's the trillions of dollars of money being spent on shorefront properties

around the world, including by Democrats, like Barack Obama, who has two seaside resort homes

in the world.

And if the seas were really rising, then maybe, you know, they wouldn't do that.

They might be building them inland a little bit because the seas coming in, you see.

And you could buy it real cheap 100 miles in because the seas are rising so dramatically that you could have a beachfront community in Omaha.

My God, and you'd be in this, I mean, you'd be making so much money.

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