Roasting Celebrities with Drew Afualo

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Chris and special guest Drew Afualo discuss escalator etiquette, dig into yelp reviews, take different sides on mayonnaise, give verdicts on caller disputes, sound off on sugar daddies and sugar babies, talk tacos and delicious Mexican food, discuss mailman delivery fantasies, get spooked by Chris’ dog Booger, chat about Cameo, tell BDSM story requests, share about slutty man outfits and talk celebrities Harry Styles, Olivia Wilde, Jason Sudeikis, Pete Davidson, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and Jason Momoa. Dad Grass is offering our listeners 20% off your first order when you go to DADGRASS.COM/UNHINGED. Get $10 off any order of $50 or more when you go to MilkBarStore.com/UNHINGED. DONATE to support Project Glimmer: https://www.projectglimmer.org/ Support Ukraine: https://ukrainewar.carrd.co/ https://docs.google.com/document/d/15eTsCgyH8T3OJSka3UFnw5-XgMu40E74d6Sqg4IxRHw/mobilebasic https://www.wfp.org/stories/world-food-programme-set-assist-thousands-refugees-ukraine Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ FIND MORE DREW • TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drewafualo?lang=en • Podcast (The Comment Section): https://lnk.bio/thecommentsection • Podcast (Two Idiot Girls): https://open.spotify.com/show/7pMtPlUxSXf9NcoSu2ZzX6 • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/drewafualo/?hl=en • Twitter: https://twitter.com/DrewAfualo?s=20&t=wXFFrNeQtrk6l2gwDTOngQ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	There's something so romantic about winter and I don't know whether that's just because
0:05.4	I'm a bit of a homebody and I love a 5.
0:08.0	But I think it's just the holiday period, it's just for me, it's the most romantic period.
0:14.2	And I think anyone who's listened to my records will know that I'm quite a big fan of romance.
0:18.8	Joy in every sip with red cups now back at Starbucks.
0:22.8	A Big Spark Studios Original.
0:31.6	Sometimes you want to be like, what are you going to do if you're hanging from a cliff?
0:43.7	I always go die.
0:45.2	Let go.
0:46.2	Except my fate.
0:48.2	If I'm hanging from a cliff, I am not expecting myself.
0:52.3	To pull me up and see myself.
0:55.8	I picture me about the Grand Canyon just like this.
0:58.4	I'm like, let it go.
1:01.4	Like I mean, bye.
1:02.9	It's like a, that's crazy.
1:06.2	Like sometimes I'm brother because like, what would you do if there was like a zombie apocalypse?
1:11.5	Like some shit like that?
1:12.5	I'm like, kill myself.
1:13.5	Lay down.
1:14.5	Wait.
1:15.5	Order like order food and just like cancel my credit card.
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