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here from the Slyveris confluence of lower California's most impenetrable fortness, the

purpose of fruititude, the purpose of fruititude is to live in a purpose of fruititude and a

fortress of perpetude.

Here in the bitter hinterlands of Western Hollywood, I'm Greg Proops, your host in MC for tonight's

fabulous journey through the oral caverns of your mind.

As we look up and down to sea stalactites and down to St. Selagmites and oh look, there's

a bat trapped in sap.

Wait a minute Greg, there's no sap in caves.

Whose fortress is this anyway?

She would I did?

Good morning everybody and hello and welcome to the show.

If you're listening in Proop Castland, welcome back.

If you're listening under your blanket for it, this is a great time to turn your flashlight

on.

If you're riding a bike, this is an awesome time to light one up.

If you're driving, it's a groovy time to drink one down.

I hope you brought a thermos with you and I hope there's great fruititude to you.

Because when you drink alcohol, you need to replenish your vitamin needs.

I'm not sure what they call them, their electric lights or something like that and they're

very important to replenish from time to time.

They can get worn down over the nebuns if you know what I'm saying.

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