Rizz vs. Teen Titan: The Epic Showdown & 20 Years of Matrimonial Mayhem
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
If you ever wondered what happens when a confident dad challenges his teenage son to a fight… well, this episode answers that question in the most humiliating way possible.
Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the daily comedy show where the stories are real, the insults are affectionate, and someone usually regrets opening their mouth.
This time, that someone is Rizz.
After inviting his teenage son into the studio, things quickly escalate from harmless trash talk to an actual physical showdown. What starts as a playful scuffle becomes a full-blown generational moment when the kid calmly demonstrates a few jiu-jitsu moves and proceeds to dismantle his father in front of the entire show. Listeners witness the exact moment when dad strength officially expires and teenage athleticism takes over.
Naturally, the crew handles the situation with the maturity you’d expect… which means endless roasting.
But the emotional damage doesn’t stop there.
The show also celebrates a major milestone: Rizz’s 20-year wedding anniversary. What begins as a heartfelt moment quickly turns into a hilarious breakdown of what it actually takes to survive two decades married to a loud, stubborn morning radio host. Rafe even reaches out to Rizz’s wife for a real message about their marriage, which includes praise, honesty, and a reminder that the proposal might have been… underwhelming.
Along the way, the gang also dives into classic Rizz Show randomness:
- Why Friday the 13th tattoo specials exist
- The return of a beloved St. Louis diner
- Another legendary E-Memoriam roast segment
- A tribute to musician Country Joe McDonald
- And plenty of the sarcastic commentary listeners expect from a daily comedy show that thrives on ridiculous real-life stories
If you’re here for sarcastic humor, weird news, pop culture commentary, and the kind of radio moments that only happen when nobody’s trying too hard to look cool, this episode delivers.
And if you’re a dad… consider this a warning. The day may come when your kid challenges you to a fight.
And you might lose.
Thanks for listening to The Rizzuto Show, the daily comedy show where the laughs are loud, the stories are ridiculous, and the embarrassment is usually happening to Rizz.
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| 0:00.0 | Zuto. |
| 0:01.0 | Brzudo. |
| 0:02.0 | Today's Friday the 13th, so, which means if you're on the hunt for a tattoo deal, |
| 0:09.0 | today is your lucky day. |
| 0:11.0 | If you've noticed Friday the 13th and discounted tattoos go hand in hand, that's kind of a thing. |
| 0:17.0 | It's been a thing for decades. |
| 0:19.0 | It actually dates back to the mid-90s. |
| 0:23.3 | When a tattoo shop in Dallas held a Friday of the 13th tattoo marathon, it was a hit. |
| 0:28.7 | The idea caught on, spread across the country. |
| 0:31.4 | A lot of the tattoos back then cost just 13 bucks, but prices have gone up over time. |
| 0:36.3 | But today, many shops celebrate with |
| 0:38.2 | flash tattoos or small pre-drawn designs at a discounted price. So check your local ink spot |
| 0:47.2 | for a tattoo deal today. All right, St. Louis, Real Talk. After those storms last year, my roof |
| 0:53.2 | was a disaster. And I didn't want the headache. So I called the Happy Roof Company, and I couldn't be happier. Because, yeah, a roof job is loud, it's chaotic, and they were on it. They didn't just drop off a crew and disappear. Communication was tight the whole way. And the biggest thing, they helped me handle all the insurance company stuff. That alone |
| 1:12.3 | saved me a ton of time and a ton of frustration. Now the roof looks gorgeous, clean lines, |
| 1:17.8 | solid workmanship, high-end materials. It looks like it belongs on the house. Not some patch and |
| 1:24.0 | prey repair. And they back shingle roofs with a 10-year labor warranty. |
| 1:28.6 | If you've got storm damage, leaks, or an older roof, make Happy Roof Company your first call. |
| 1:34.5 | Tell me you heard about it on the race show. |
| 1:36.3 | Go to thehappyroof.com, the happyroof.com, or call 314-665-301. That's 314-665-301, the happy roofco. Because who doesn't want a happy ending? |
| 1:52.3 | Riz here for Dobbs Tire and Auto Centers. Listen, Dobbs has been St. Louis proud since 1976. They know |
| 1:57.7 | all about the potholes, the constant construction, and what all the debris on the road and our town can do to your car and your tires. |
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