Riverdale Roundup Vol. 41: Chekhov's Turkey Fryer

Page 7

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🗓️ 27 November 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Jackie and Molly recap "Chapter Sixty-Four: The Ice Storm". Lotsa big questions this episode: where do all these orphans come from? Why did they serving Thanksgiving dinner to a doll? Was there human meat in the lamb pies? Where is the body?!? Come see Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser LIVE! LA, Chicago, Pontiac & Milwaukee, warm up this winter with our hottest goss. This episode was made possible by listeners like you! Support us on our Patreon and get weekly bonus episodes, ad-free main episodes and more! Intro song by Green Dreams

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, it's me, your Willie Wizard Jake and it's your bristling bruiser hold in
0:04.4	McNally and we are so excited to announce page 7 and Wizard and the bruiser live in
0:09.1	Los Angeles, California Wednesday December 11th, 2019 at the region theater tickets are
0:15.8	only $22 and where can they get them Jake? Type in your little web bar, go to lastpodcastnetwork.com
0:23.3	slash p7 live. That's lastpodcastnetwork.com slash p7 live. We'll see you there folks.
0:29.9	Or else I'll cry. Yeah, he'll cry.
0:47.9	I just don't even, Molly, I don't know, I don't know what to say about this episode. All I know is that I got really, really horny
0:55.9	when fp punched Hyrum in the face and I know for sure that I think it's a bullshit episode.
1:02.9	It's a very Riverdale Thanksgiving Jackie. What's wrong with you? It's a very Riverdale Thanksgiving. The Thanksgiving
1:11.4	couldn't be anymore Riverdale and except for the fact that I would also definitely watch the tape
1:18.7	of fp and Alice and Hyrum and Hermione having a lot of sex together in Le Bonn, New
1:25.7	because in my head when they, I know we'll get to this but when they went downstairs to that
1:31.5	speakeasy owned by their teenager, I thought they were all gonna get drunken fuck each other
1:37.4	and that's what I was hoping for. I was like really, really pushing for it.
1:41.6	Yeah, I mean, I know you didn't like this episode but I got to go ahead and say it had everything.
1:46.2	Lots of sex between Betty and Jughead, lots of sex and applied sex between Fp and Alice.
1:53.2	Oh my God, when he starts kissing on her and it's just, oh my God, you're right girl.
1:57.9	Fuck full Thanksgiving. It had a broken bottle in Hyrum's face. I think if we, I think that the problem
2:05.0	is we need to as everything with Riverdale, we need to jettison Archie out to the sea.
2:10.4	And if you take Archie's entire plot line away, then you have a halfway decent television show.
2:17.1	You know what? I think you're right. I think that this is the first episode in a while that I allowed
2:22.7	Archie's plot line to destroy how I felt about everything else because technically if you think about it,
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