In the words of Dane Julie Andrews, let's start at the very beginning.

I wanted to... I had to... I love the sound of music reference. I had to... I was just like...

Veronica, Jesus Christ. And I was so excited because like that's how I'm going to start Riverdale

Roundup tomorrow. And I was very excited to record this. But without further ado,

before we continue discussing the rest of this episode, Molly Neffel, how did you feel about that

fuck scene? Between Irony and Hyronilodge, I'm jumping right to it. We will go back. But I would start here.

Oh, I just... I can't... We watched it. I think four times. I kept going back because it was like power move.

Power move. He comes in. I'm... All right, we'll throw it out there. In any other situation,

this is definitely an abuse of power. And it is not an okay thing to do. It's a very bad to do this.

I know. I know. My inner school... It's not my inner school. My inner... It was like the Riverdale devil

and the actual real life angel on my shoulder. Because the Riverdale devil is like nothing's real and

rivadale. There's no such thing as an abusive relationship in rivadale.

This is unbuttoning a shirt where she's like, get out. Get out. You don't live here anymore.

You don't live here anymore. And he just takes off his fucking shirt. Oh, my, my, me.

But then the real world angel on my shoulder was like, this is a show for teens. And it's basically showing

how sexy a domestic abuse situation could be. And then the Riverdale devil is like, this is it real.

It's rivadale. Riverdale real. And we've been waiting, I think, since the very beginning to see

a true sexy in between Hermione and Hiram Lodge. And I honestly didn't think we'd ever get it.

I thought after you tried to kill your spouse on both ends, you think that they'd never have sex ever again.

But we were wrong. Yeah. And the thing is, it's obviously what the people want. And it's just not,

I just had to tell myself, this is Riverdale. This isn't big little lives. It's okay that yes, they have

an absolutely toxic relationship with each other where they keep returning to each other. And they have

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