That pre-season coaches Paul. Oh thank god content.

Woo! That's excellent. I really... I didn't scroll all the way down to the bottom, did y'all?

I haven't looked that in on about two. Scroll down to the bottom and let's record our reactions live. What a delight.

Woo! Woo! Fancy chickens. We got fancy chickens up in here. Okay, I'm excited. I think the side if I like that more than Iowa State coming in at eight.

Surely. The coaches Paul is actually the wisest of all polls as we have said for many years.

Oh goodness. Goodness. Is Texas ranked? Oh god they're 19. Texas is ranked. Okay, we'll just... Between Iowa and Penn State as is their spot in part of the big 10.

And state is ranked? 20th. Huh. Hey listen and Tennessee is not receiving votes. This is all I care about. Is that true? I shit I didn't look hang on. No you're right.

When you when you when you Apple F Tennessee. Some assholes like two votes. Really? No. The best part is now you can legitimately say nobody believed in us. You'll be the only ones telling the truth. Hang on how many votes did Michigan state get?

Not okay. No votes for Michigan state. Missed nobody. Six for pit. Arkansas only got three votes. Aw come on guys.

Welcome to the shutdown forecast. You are listening to the internet's only college football podcast. Not which is great because it takes a singularity of purpose like the shutdown forecast to address the singularity of poll that we have to discuss this week because with college football.

Looming on the horizon like the spaceship of a great Midwestern thunderstorm. We have at last one college football poll to discuss. I am Spencer Hall here today to slander.

The coaches poll with me and person here in Atlanta is our perpetual guest host, Holly Anderson. Am I? Yes.

Are we breaking K fade this week? Do we follow split zones example? I mean, that's a question I really don't know. I'm excited for the reveal that I'm the only one on the show that listens to split zone.

Would you rather be Cicifus or Hephaestus? That's the question.

Oh, you get hammers, right? No contest. Well, so you just get to like recline, you know, this is like Michigan state. We don't mention Hephaestus enough as being a king of leisure.

Hephaestus is the name of the stuff. Possum that lives on my dashboard. Like, is hefe for short. Hefe. See? You get called the boss. Right. You get to just chill. Right. Don't ask why he gets to recline all the time.

It's a tragic story and we'd rather not talk about that. Hephaestus wants to focus on the present. Yeah. So I guess that's a no. I don't host this show. That's correct. Anyway, who else does host this show? I know Jason.

Yeah, Jason Kirk, my co-host. How are we doing Jason?

So hosty. So let's sit down right hosty. There is definitely definitely a clear distinction between these jobs in any way. Because he's got that. Nope. Can't make it work. Can't land it. I'm not a host.

Jason, do you have a mug in hand? You can't really host anything without a mug. I do. How do you know that? Oh my god.

Are you a witch? It's a it's a Christmas sweater mug. It's a Christmas sweater Yoda mug. That's adorable. I always. I. My family thinks like I obviously I like Star Wars, but I think my family thinks I'm obsessed with Star Wars mugs. So I have a lot of Star Wars mugs.

It's that dad thing where they found a thing that you like. And they're just things are that thing. They spam Star Wars mugs. It is fine. I go through mugs.

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