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🗓️ 22 March 2024
⏱️ 54 minutes
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0:00.0 | So I've been going to the supermarket and getting these like a frozen pizza for when |
0:07.2 | We're like I'm exhausted or my wife is exhausted and we don't want to deal with cooking and the frozen pizzas are like too small for three people, |
0:15.2 | although one of the people is my son who's like a little person, |
0:18.0 | a little child. |
0:20.2 | So it's not quite enough pizza for us, but like pretty close and he's getting plenty. |
0:27.8 | So we've been sort of managing it and then I kind of supplement with some cereal. |
0:32.2 | The other day I went and got like an actual pizza, like a true |
0:38.4 | pizza pie and brought it home. New York style and which he had never seen like a full pizza pie before. |
0:46.0 | And it was like a life chanting experience for him. |
0:51.0 | Yeah, I bet. Can imagine if your entire life is like you've only seen personal pan pizzas and then someone |
0:58.6 | brings you a fucking like four foot diameter pizza. |
1:03.4 | He must have thought, I can't imagine that. |
1:05.4 | He must have thought he shrank. |
1:07.0 | Or do you think that he feels that there are large versions of everything. |
1:13.0 | That he's been eating baby size. |
1:15.1 | So like right now, you're gonna give him the big size |
1:18.0 | marshmallow or like the real size. |
1:21.6 | Oh, the real size is like chicken. |
1:24.6 | You got to man. |
1:25.6 | Babies go crazy for that shit. |
1:27.6 | You've never seen it, it's actually hysterical. |
1:29.8 | Like they will go. |
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