Hello and welcome back to Star Wars Minute, it's the Daily Podcast where we analyze,

scrutinize and celebrate, and Star Wars movies one minute at a time.

I'm Pete the Retailer from PeteTheRetailer.com.

I'm Alex Robinson from Alex Robinson, that's fun.

And I'm Asterios Cogados from the Loudest Podcast, as you can tell.

Welcome back Asterios. Thanks for, um, I, you know, I, uh, I'm afraid to tell you that there

are no more poigs in this movie after this. I know we talked about it a little bit yesterday,

but I'm happy you came back anyway. So I mean, we'll see, you know, I'm sure we can figure out

something to talk about from here on in, but you can't just have them running around on the

Millennium Falcon. We know they live there now, but you can't have one shot. Remember,

they built a nest out of the very important Millennium Fog of Wires. Like, what, it's, uh, don't

you want to sell more toys? It's like from a crass commercial perspective. Don't you want to sell

more stuff, Disney corporate? It's the most boggling to sit, it, it makes no sense to me that there's

not more poigs in this movie. I guess they had to focus on D.O. and Babu Frick. They're two new

cute characters. They had two new cutie pies they had to mark it. Would I, and let's open this up,

would any of us have liked it more or less if during the final battle, Ray is like, I'm all

the Jedi with Palpatine in their fighting. And then a poor kind of flapped over Palpatine's head

and pooped on him and he's like, what the, and he got distracted enough that then Ray was able to

destroy him because of that. I mean, I think that if all of a sudden, okay, so all right, so

pork shits on Palpatine and he's like, Oh, good luck. I love this. He looks like what?

A adorable little bird. Half pug, half puffin. What a little cutie you are. I'm, that's it. No

more being bad. I'm good now. I want to cut on you baby bugs forever. You'll get us another

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