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Hi, this is Black Lou and Monday's bonfire started off with a very itchy big J and Christine.

They had just been to a family birthday party the day before and found out that almost everyone had lice.

Although I don't know what that's like because apparently black people don't get lice.

Sitting in the dance-dota chair today, of course, show a favorite everyone.

Punch a mic everybody, mic's annoying.

Yay! I love it. I'll tell you what's up, Mike.

You don't have kids. You don't want kids.

No.

And I say, stand by that hard.

Yeah?

So things are good with the kid.

It's not even, it's just the things that come with kids.

Lice now, lice is a concern.

Oh, really?

I know. You can't wrap your head around that literally and figuratively.

If you had lice on your head, it would look like you had white hair.

That's not true.

I'm just like an upside-down old beanbag.

We went out to my daughter's sisters, you know, Carla's four-year-old daughters.

Birthday.

Yeah, it's my daughter's sister.

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